Enjoy Father’s Day with some 'hilarious' dad tech jokes

Please rate these dad tech jokes. And send your rating to nobody else cares dot com. Oh come on, at the very least it’ll be time well wasted!

My all-time favourite:

My password is ‘incorrect’ so every time I get it wrong my laptop tells me my password is incorrect.

How about these:

Why can’t you use ‘Beef Stew’ as a password? Because it’s not Stroganoff.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

Why did the computer go to the dentist? A Bluetooth check-up.

If your computer sings to you it must be….A Dell!

What do you do if your phone loses your contacts? Get some glasses.

Why was the keyboard factory worker fired? Not doing enough shifts.

What do you call a vulgar mouse? A cursor.

If Bill Gates had a dollar for every time he had to reboot his computer, he’d…………oh never mind.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those that don’t.

I cannot tell a lie, my daughter told me that one. But I got her back. I responded with:

“Oh yeah? Well there are two types of people in the world. Those who think there are two types pf people in the world. And those who don’t!”

Oh how I laughed. She didn’t. She just looked at me sadly.

Anyhow, back to our dad tech jokes

What was Steve Jobs’ favourite food? A Big Mac. (please add ‘and microchips’, depending on your IQ)

Thanks Autocorrect. My child now thinks Satan will be visiting this Christmas.

Why didn’t the elephant use his new computer? He was afraid of the mouse.

Know how to use Outlook? Of course! I Excel at it.

A computer beat me at chess. But not at kickboxing.

Are the security guys at the Samsung Store called Guardians of the Galaxy?

From all of us at Inside Telecom to all who celebrate Father’s Day on the 21st June, may we say:

You da man!

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